I was going through some old photos putting them into albums when I came across one with my ex, Sarah, her roommate, Justine, and I behind a hotrribly sculpted snowman. It rivaled that of Picasso and I don't mean in a good way.
After being out in the cold for so long, all you want is a steaming hot cup of coco and a warm blanket and that's exactly what I was going to get. All three of us clambered up the stairs to their room, Sarah slapping my ass along the way. Sarah stripped and jumped...